Jessica Davies Topless Red Lingerie Striptease Simply Makes Me Smile

I really have grown quite fond of Jessica Davies. I'd like to think she feels the same way about me, though I suspect her thoughts are more on the order of restraining orders and buying a pit bull trained to attack my scent. Still, a mutual passion could be so beneficial, if not exhausting, given the emotions I feel I need to express after seeing Jessica Davies in this stellar topless in red lingerie pictorial that has my heart beating faster than any number on that Stairmaster chart for target range.

There's truly nothing finer than a super fine girl with one bodacious body stripping slowly out of little silk and lacy nothings. If you think of anything, let me know. I'll be on the floor around Jessica picking up the tossed aside articles of clothing.

Summer St. Claire Topless Red Lingerie Striptease for an Outrageously Hot Mammarial Monday Wonderment

We were scorching here this weekend in L.A., and by scorching, I mean, the air-conditioning at the local cineplex where I parked my ass all weekend to get free refills on popcorn and temperature was 72-degrees. Still, I could almost hear the screams of children laughing and playing in the sprinklers outside the walls of my perfectly climate controlled cinematic environment, keying me into the full arrival of summer. And why not celebrate summer with the finest one I know, Summer St. Claire, a girl whose purple mountain majesties routinely cause my plains to bear fruit. Or something like that.

On Mammarial Mondays we celebrate the freshest and finest in those amazing round funbags that drive us men to work hard, or, at least drink and bitch about work. And Summer St. Claire and her ridiculously hot body stripping out of red lingerie and flashing some of the finest jugs on the planet? Wow, I do feel the need for a Yoo-Hoo chug coming on

Mellisa Clarke Strips Out of Her Lingerie For Bawdy Boudoir Delight

We made it. Yes we did. It's Friday. Only my favorite of seven days of the week. The precipice of the weekend when the boss can no longer linger over your desk and pretend he's not a dick about the TPS reports. It's time to celebrate.

As always, we launch you into your mini-vacation with some not so mini, quite fabulous levels of hotness from some of the most aluring women on the planet. Women like Mellisa Clarke stripping down in her bedroom, a glamourous lady for whom I would walk across coals just for the awkward but planned caressing of her world class slender frame on the other side. You don't even feel your feet when all the blood is rushing elsewhere.

May this weekend bring you nothing but the sheer delight of faptastic chesty goodness and some much needed down time. You've earned it. Or somebody you know has, so take that credit for yourself. Thank God It's Funbags!